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HALLO!1!!1 welcome to my awesomf fucking Homepage. on the INTERNET1!!1! i kind of just dump shit here its like not serious at all, Teh onleh thing i ask of yuu is not 2 hotlink bcuz that's bad webweb hygiene and u will Definitely regret it when i purge this site in a manic haze. I'll put more words on the front paeg soon, not to be a permanent "underconstruction.gif" but this site will nevar be FINISHED™

the following hyperlinks will either take you to what they SAY they'll take you to, or a permanent 404 page. Choose wisely, fren!1!! :P